Each day we receive plenty of e-mail through the HSA Website. The vast majority of it is supportive and often very useful information about hunt meets, havoc caused by riders, followers and hounds, scandalous hunt gossip etc. Keep it coming please!
However, we also receive hilarious but intentionally offensive messages from the sadder recesses of UK hunting circles and those brave boys in the good old US of A.
These mails are selected from our appropriately named "Nutters / Loonies" mailbox. None of the content or (spectacularly) the spelling, has been altered, you are seeing them just the way we received them. Honest! We have included the e-mail address of the sender where available, as some of you may wish to let them know (politely of course) how misguided and sad they actually are.
Enjoy... There should be a little 'treat' if your browser plays midi files and if we
receive any grovelling apologies etc, rest assured they will appear alongside the original
mail to illustrate the embarrassing process of being caught red handed!
From: BOGGNS10BLAZR@aol.com
From: Marina Guinness
From: Charlie Reynard
From: Dickhead
From: Ed Johns
From: Sam Tylor
From: jane schofield
From: Olivia Travis
From: Olivia Travis
From: Jacob Simpson
From: Ron & Erin welch
From: Joe Junior
From:albert ferret
From: Brew6868@aol.com
From: Brew6868@aol.com
From: c-cheney@student.hartpury.ac.uk
From: mustang@gruver.net
From: Still tracing this one with the ISP - and we will find you, possibly american (that's us being ironic)
From: A very sorry richard oakes!
From: Ike44mag@aol.com
From: CV@FSBDial.co.uk
From: maevishund@prodigy.net
From: noel cahill noel@workingdogs.freeserve.co.uk
From: noel cahill noel@workingdogs.freeserve.co.uk
Again, From:noel
and again, From:noel
From: Susie Brassey SusieB@dial.pipex.com
From: Townsend, Philip Philip.Townsend@asbinc.com
From: WROWLAND WROWLAND@kevicc.devon.sch.uk
The following brace are from the same sad individual who has apologised, even
before the page went live! I've taken the e-mail address off as agreed with their
Systems Administrator, but the content was too choice to waste:
From: (A sorry) rob mann
From: (An even more sorry) rob mann
From: mark long marklong@elfnwelt.fsnet.co.uk
From: Henry Bankes-Jones Henry.Bankes-Jones@durham.ac.uk
And Now, by popular demand...Sons of Bumpkins!
"Just think how stupid the average person is.
Oh, and please be warned, these people like to swear a lot!
Date: Tue, 8 Feb 2000
hey if it wasn't for hunters u would have to stay in your house because there
would be a over population
Kind of goes with the music this one!
Date: Wed, 4 Oct 2000
Subject: Pro Hunting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dear Shit head!,
I think that you and your followers don't know there arse from there elbow! Shut your face and listen to other peoples opinions!!! Have you ever been hunting????? If you wanna reply to this, reply to pickeringforest@hotmail.com But better still, to this:crippaun@indigo.ie
Date: Tue, 26 Sep 2000
Subject: Steve Christmas
As you say on your own homepage, "Why lie?"
Mr Christmas was trespassing when the accident happened. One would hope that if and when he recovers sufficiently the police will arrest him and charge him.
Where are all of your witness statements to the police concerning this
incident? Because you tend to act outside the law most of the time, and are too ashamed or scared to show your faces from under your balaclavas? Whatever, all of your "sabs" ran away from the scene as soon as the police arrived - so much for looking after your own.
And a later mail:
Firstly your homepage is out of date. Mr Christmas is out of hospital. And mores the shame. We can only hope he remains sufficiently unwell to be unable to revert to his lawbreaking activities. Perhaps he might also think a bit more about his own family now he knows how much distress his sort of activity can cause to the people he and yourselves target.
Thanks for all the traces, we are currently contacting the relevant CSP!
Date: Sun, 5 Mar 2000
While American hunting rarely involves horses, I would love for you to try to
interupt one on my hunting trips. A group of animal-rights lunitics
confronting a group of us, armed... Well, it would be interesting.
We hunt at The Cherry Bend Hunting Reserve, in Butler County, Ohio. Do
your best.
Date: Fri, 17 Mar 2000
Gentlemen,
Just a note to let you know that my business is training dogs. I have just contracted to train a dozen Dobermans to run with the Hounds in the U.K. These are being trained NOT for foxes but for those interfearing with fox hunting. Please be advised that these are vicious animals capeable of inflicting great bodily harm or worse. These dogs will be shipped mid summer of 2000. Please be carefull in your field activities.
here is nothing wrong with the little world that I inhabit. It suites me
fine. If you have a problem with it, then it's your problem not mine.
I simply train dogs for a living. Some I train to guide blind people,
others for search and rescue, some are guard dogs and others are killers.
My customers are governments, corporations, nonprofit organizations, groups
and individuals. I do not judge my customers or try to tell them what to do
or not to do. I just do my job the best I can.
I usually do not inform the adversaries of my clients that my trained dogs
will be used against them. They are mostly armed enemy soldiers or
criminals. In your case, I believe you are unarmed civilians that are
unknowing as to what is coming and should be made aware. Now that you know,
it is up to you.
Ed
Date: Sat, 12 Feb 2000
you bunch of twats
Subject: hi guys
Date: Sat, 12 Feb 2000
hi guys
you know ur a buch of queer lentil eating faggots.are u all veggie? i think not or wats the difference? you hypocrits
Subject: fox hunting
Date: Wed, 1 Mar 2000
All you Anti-hunts people are sad hippies with no real interests other than trying to destroy other peoples lives and entertainment. I feel sorry for you loosers and hope that you live as short lives as possible because you are worthless non-productive probably unemployed social benefit claiming scum anyway.
All the best in your sad, sad, sad way of life,
anon.
Subject: fox hunting
Date: Wed, 1 Mar 2000
oh my god. i just read your unbeleivably pathetic 'bumpkin harassment sqaud' messages page and i completly agree with all those messages. you anti hunt ass goblins should be sent to the gas chamber where you will be killed and god will send you to hell where you belong. if your office is in brighton then what more can i tell you? you are non-productive scum and hitler should have shot your grandparents a long long time ago. you are uneducated, social benefit claiming, cheap, low life, poorly bred,sad pathetic hippies with really very little or no morale. i pity you, i really do. you left wing socialist communist bastards should have been killed alongside the jews. but seeing as hitler didnt have time i guess someone else will have to do it instead.... hitler2 xxx
And the apology, so staggeringly sincere it left us speechless:
Date: Sun, 10 Dec 2000
Since posting an admittedly unacceptable message on your web site from 'Solveigh Travis' (this is not my name) there has been a number of annoying messages received from people understandably made angry by my message. May I add that I am not normally as aggressive as I expressed in that message posted in March, and I have since changed my view on Hunt Sabs and learnt to accept everybody's point of view. So I would ask you to do one of the following:
Please accept my apology for the message and understand the message is no longer relevant as I have changed my point of view concerning hunt saboteurs and have learnt to both accept others opinions and try to see things from their point of view.
Thankyou for your kindest attention to the above. Although I understand you oppose foxhunting very strongly, please do not let that be a hatred of those who support it. Perhaps there would be something that we would agree on, for example I support anti child labour in the third world, and not destroying rainforests. Should you be so helpful as to grant my request, you will have proven my previous ridiculous message dated March 4th completely wrong in showing that hunt sabs are not uncivil yobs as I previously assumed!
Yours Sincerely Olivia Travis
We hate fascists too though, and have helpfully passed your mail on to other interested groups. Missing you already!
Subject: U R SCUM
Date: Thu, 9 Mar 2000
WHY DON'T YOU BRAIN DEAD, FOX SHAGGING PIECES OF SHIT CRAWL BACK INTO YOUR SHITE FILLED HOLES AND FUCKING WELL STAY THERE AND STOP PISSING EVERYONE OFF.
Date: Fri, 26 May 2000
Subject: Subject: if you ever come to america and i see you something really bad will happen
from what i know you english are the ones that need a
wash. you know with your body odor and all. oh yeah, if i did breath on
you it wouldnt be offensive. we americans brush our teeth. all you
english look like your teeth are rotting out of your head. i do thank
england for my hard ass little terriers. my patterdale and russell are
tops. kill coon regularly. by the way, i killed two coyotes this
morning. it was great. i dedicated the hunt to your organization
regards Ron Welch
Subject: Information
Date: Sun 09 Apr 2000
Please could you not send me any infomation at all for the following reasons:
-Anti hunt protesters are scum
-Anti hunt protesters have no idea about the real country just their city views
-Your actions are illegal
-Your views are fake, made up and wrong
-By interuping the hunting you cause more pressure and stress on all parties involved
-I hate you
-I hate your ideas
-I hate your actions
-I hate everything you do and say
-The laws of this country are against you
-All the bills against hunting have failed
-Every one every where do and will always have the right do take part in activites that they wish to do
so in conclusion do us all a favour and kill your selves and go back to your inner city polluted areas and leave the healthy, wise country people who can think for them selves and don't have to follow others to get on with their jobs which they work and contrabute to the countries GDP thus generating a higher GNP per capita and so increasing the standard of living and not living off the dole buying drugs and drinking your self into a coma!!!so in a 2 word summaryPISS OFF!!!
Date: Mon, 28 Aug 2000
Subject: rubbish
I have never seen such lies and rubbish as you promulgate on your site. At
least you have the courage to give your oponents the chance to contradict
your lies with truth, unlike many pages opposing these great sports. In 38
years of following field sports I have never seen one kill resembling the
fakes you put forward.We will win.
Not if you go to Sparsholt (Agricultural) College in Hampshire you won't!
Date: Tue, 23 Nov 1999
Subject: (no subject)
I would like to send you a big FUCK YOU from America!
Stay where you are you worthless bastards!
Date: Tue, 28 Mar 2000
I was just writing to apologize but hmm, I'm not sorry I still don't like you or even dislike you even more you stupid bunch of worthless tree huggers and hippies can go F yourselves and please send more of your harassing e-mails my way I enjoy receiving them as much as you do. I get a good laugh out of them and of course please post me on your website. well losers its about time so I must go
Subject: You are not animal writes activists.
Date: Wed, 5 Jan 2000
Call your self animal rights activists. I would not!
You spray hounds with gass you put washing up liquid in hourses
eyes thats cruel we are not!
Subject: DANGER
Date: Wed, 8 Sep 1999
You realize several of your Canadian conspirators have been found
in the woods dead. All of them seem to have expired from a terminal
case of lead poisoning.
Date: Thu, 2 Sep 1999
Hello BITCHES! I'll just tell you one thing. If you ever come
in the field when I'm hunting, you better be ready to take some solid
lead in your bitchass. I would not hesitate for one second to shoot
if you stupidasses fucked up my hunt.
Yours Truly,
Your biggest foe
Subject: DEAR SIR OR MADAME OF THE H,S,A
Date: Wed, 22 Sep 1999
Why dont you get a life you sad bastards. You dont know
didle shit what goes on in the field and you throw f***ing s**t in
the face of pro hunters i would like to make it clear to you that
the lead hound kills the fox before the other hounds reach it every
hound is trained to kill the fox straight away, before the others get
there. But your too busy going poor little foxy, have you ever seen
the damage the create in a chicken coupe let alone a barn of chickens
if you love animals so much why dont you spend your efforts on
banning the cruel state farm animlas are kept in on the road ?i am a
pro hunter i always will be a pro hunter and i will bring up my
children to see the ways of the hunt i also shoot foxs with guns
but i have controled more foxs with the hunt than i have with a gun!
well i hope you can see that your not much liked in rural England
Wales and Scotland
yours sincerly Richard Oakes lister17@hotmail.com i am a trainee
keeper but that puts no whool on the debate becuse im only 17
And the apology....
I am sorry about the email that i sent you concerning fox hunting
I am also sorry it was quite verbal too but fox hunting is a sport i am very
conserned about. I apologise for the bad text that was put in the email but
on the subject of hunting the rest is quite true you dont know what
there is too know about fox hunting and what goes on. but apart from
that i am really sorry about the verbal text but next time i write back
it will be more sociable grounds
yours sincerely
Richard oakes
Date: Mon, 6 Sep 1999
if you ever come into my land when im hunting, i will shoot
you in the head and bury your body deep in the woods so no one
will find you.
Date: Tue, 21 Sep 1999
hi See this guy in the video thats you that is except your
heads up your own arse, Animal right what a bout ENGLISH rights ban
FOX hunting is a RACIST ATTACK on the ENGLISH, fuck animals
what about freedom. God will judge you.
Subject: sabbing
Date: Fri, 24 Sep 1999
try this in the USA an you will be in the hospital with a
hook in your ass.
Subject: shit
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 1999
start of another season sharpen your spades huntting is
here to stay unlike you lot here today gone tomorrow see you in the
feild if you need to write a story about me get it right scumbags got
to go i am of out lamping
Subject: rubbish
Date: Fri, 19 Jan 1999
you talk shit you smoke shit you cant even print the
trueth do you really think that joe public beleave your rubbish you
lot are on another planet the surrey granny group yet to be seen
more like the brixton yobs you recall your programe on t.v beam an
desilva the hired yobs made a statement in there ex n ireland
millitary jeeps button down the hatches lets go to war i thougt
you lot were ment to be non violent more shit
Date: Fri, 11 Feb 2000
you are a sad bastard if your name is paul ******* you can run but you can,t
hide for ever well i.am off out baiting so fuck your granny with your finger
up your arse how,s your mates window,s wank.wank,wank,wank, see ya out
hunting cunt,s mouth
Subject:fuck face
Date:Fri, 11 Feb 2000
you have never had any balls you fucking queer cock sucking cunt my
mother got a good deal in the aftherbirth at least it
had,nt killed anyone at birth not like now MURDER MURDER MURDER babes
Subject: read me
Date: Thu, 6 Jan 2000
When I was young, I asked my mother what should I be,
should I go hunting
should I be scum
and this is what she said to me
wash your mouth my son
go fetch your fathers gun
and shoot the anti-scum
and support the hunt
if you all hate antis clap your hands (clap clap)
if you all hate antis clap your hands (clap clap)
if you all hate antis
all hate antis
if you all hate antis clap your hands (clap clap)
we hate antis
we hate antis
Subject: What a lot of prats you are
Date: Thu, 23 Dec 1999
Why don't you bunch of misinformed cranks do something more
sensible with your dole money, like trying to find a real job.
HUNTING IS NATURAL, EVEN FOXES DO IT.
In the 42,000 years that Homo Sapiens Sapiens has been around, we have done
it too. Even you lot do it, or do you suppose that chickens, cows and lambs
commit suicide for your plates!
GET A LIFE
Subject: LEAVE US ALONE
Date: Mon, 6 Dec 1999
I'M VERY BORED AT THE MOMENT SO I THOUGHT I'D WRITE TO YOU BUNCH OF SAD
GIMPS
LEAVE US ALONE
FELLOW COUNTRY SPORTS TEENAGER
Subject: hunting is fucking good fun
Date: Wed, 19 Jan 2000
I HAVE BEEN HUNTING ALL MY LIFE AND I LOVE IT. THE FOX HAS
TO PAY THE PRICE IF HE KILLS ONE OF MY 200 COWS / CALVES. OR ANY OF
MY OTHER TYPE OF LIVESTOCK THAT I HAVE ON MY 1,000 ACRE FARM.
HUNTING RULES THE WORLD FOREVER
Subject: YOU ARE FUCKING WANKERS
Date: Wed, 19 Jan 2000
I HOPE YOU REALISE YOU GUYS AND GIRLS ARE FUCKING WASTE OF
TIME AND A COMPLETE WASTE OF SPACE. WE ARE AS VERY NOBEL HUNTSMEN
AND HUNTSWOMEN, YES LADIES DO GO HUNTING, ARE DOING OUR JOB WHICH IS
TO CONSERVE THE COUNTRYSIDE, ANYWAY YOU TOSSERS ALL COME FROM B'HAM.
CATCH YOU LATER HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And the apology:
DEAR SIR/MADAM
I APOLIGISE FOR THE ABUSIVE AND OFFENDING LANGUAGE I PUT INTO MY E-MAIL I
SENT TO THE GROUP THE OTHER WEEK
Subject: HEY
Date: Thu, 20 Jan 2000
I THINK YOU SHOLD GET A LIFE AND LEFE FOX HUNTING ALOWN
I AME A SHEPERD AND LAST YEAR A FOX KILLD 37 LAMES 3-4 DAYS
OLD . FOXS SHOULD BI KILLD
Date: Tue, 01 Feb 2000
Ignorant Bastards
Half of them are even stupider than that!"
George Carlin, The Man.
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