Be gentle with them.....

Well, it had to happen: more Tim Nice-but-Dims and Cleatus and his buddies from the US have put hairy hand to keyboard and come up with the following ramblings.
Have a read and a laugh, as this is the level of argument they come up with. (our comments in italics)

From: noel.lidcott
Subject: wanker;s
Date: 14 March 2001

for this is what you lot are waster;s wanker;s full of threats not one good wank between yee here is a challange i will have a stand off fist figth with any of yee 121 even if your not man enough i ;ll figth your girl;s because there seem;s to be girl;s than little boy;s must dash got to ripp some one;s giblet;s out ha ha ha ha

From: Jessica Wilson
Subject: sab scum
Date: 27 Sep 2000

Dear scumbags
while reading your very interesting article on Steve Christmas i c u 4got to mention the following attack on the hunt kennels in which 40 of your alienated beings desended on them-the innocent partys! and the continuing attacks in the coming weeks. do you have no self pride? scaring harmless and innocent people and young children in2 sheer fright because you do not like the human race-the NORMAL people. people who wanted to save a fox-an animal- would save it in the most humane way, by not injuring or upsetting the hounds or horses. they wouldn't be throwing stones at the hounds, spraying things into horses eyes and still not actually being able to save any foxes.
and as for steve christmas-i hope he goes to hell--he wasn't doing much sabbing by attacking someone in their car was he.
Yours sincerely
An avid teenage hunt supporter
'Just think how stupid the average person is. Scumbags are not even 1/10 of that!'
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From: Nicholas Sanderson
Subject: WHY WOULD THEY LISTEN TO YOU!!
Date: 8 Jan 2001

To whom it may concern,
I don't understand why you think the Government are going to listen to you, none of you have jobs and don't pay tax so they are bound not to listen to you if you don't contribute anything to the welfare of this country! I recommend you quit this waste of time and commit yourself to doing something useful, because at the moments you are all simply parasites of society.
Yours most sincerely,
Nick

From: Dim-Very-Dim
Date: 14 Jan 2001 21:34:55 GMT
Subject: Fuck you too.

You fucking urbanite plebs. All you are is a bunch of ignorant jealous "class warriors". Well, with your present wet attitude, you will all end up on the dole. Oh, you already did... how sad. See you on the 18th. Fuckers.
Would this mean the 18th March? what happened then?

From: Dim-Very-Dim
Date: 14 Jan 2001
Subject: Murdering Fuckers???

You Scum. Why are you trying to promote your own totalitarian regime? What is it that makes this so different from the regimes of Hitler or Stalin? Both tryed to force their own morals upon others. The only difference is that Hitler and Stalin had the intelligence to succeed, to a point far beyond that which your petty minds could comprehend.
See you, Fuckers.
p.s. We can make bombs too...
Not very frightening, when you consider this is probably from some red-cheeked billy bunter from Marlborough!

From: Norman Lamont
Subject: You beggars. Date
14 Jan 2001

Dear 'cunning' theives, Might I congratulate you on your recent theft of the Wye Beagles. Well done. Might i remind you that in future you could just visit a NCDL place and just ask for a dog. I know that it would take a lot to suppress your theiving instincts, but i assure you that it's for the good of society. Now you've stolen the Beagles, I hope they enjoy their daily 3 yard walk around an industrial estate on a lead. I also hope that you have ample newspaper with which to mop up their daily defaecation, but of course you have, because this was all so well planned and you really understand these dogs don't you? I personally rip up all your furniture and defaecate on you. Then we'd see how happy you were about animal rights. Its all very well when they belong to somebody else isn't it?
Tara for now chuck, and i hope to see you someday, being chased across a field by a pack of Beagles
A beagler.
Yes, a very scary thought - being chased by a bunch of buck-toothed knock-kneed tweed-coated twats and their lonely sisters!

The next few yee-hahs took exception to the picture of a fox cub that had been ripped in two by hunting dogs and was on our front page at the start of the year. It was not doctored in any way, and we have several more examples of foxes with prolapsed eyeballs as a result of being bitten all over by hounds.

From: FCBaccanello
Date: Fri, 19 Jan 2001 12:51:37 -0000

U nobs. that fox on the front page was computer enhanced JUST LOOK AT THE EYES. do u have to make PROPAGANDA up to get people to join u.

From: FCBaccanello
Date: 19 Jan 2001
Hey u Kppa Slappers hope u rot in hell. u havew no idea what really happens in the hunt because u are so busy protesting against it u have never been to one u whores. Go get screwed.

From: DJHowie
Subject: idiots
Date: 18 Jan 2001

I like the dead fox on the front. The eyes have been done by computer grafics. But good effort anyway. You are sad and pathetic people who have no lives so have to interfere with other peoples lives. Well its none of your business. Its not cruel at all. How would you like it if a fox ate all of your chickens and lambs. Most lambs are just shredded to bits. Its only natural for hounds to kill foxes. Its in their instincts to do so. So Shut the hell up . Do you have to make propoganda up to get people to support you. You sad pathetic people. Keep out of other peoples business. Go away you sad townies. Go and buy some ADIDAS 3 stipes. Thats what you are all good at anyway. Well Done. The fox on the front is quite a good effort. Also go and buy some KAPPA you stupid yobs. You are all stupid muppets. Im just expressing my anger for the lives you are destroying.

From: Cleatus Bucktooth
Date: 20 Jan 2001
Subject: Uh......pinheads

Hey morons, that picture that you have. Shows how much you know, is not even a fox. It is a coyote. I have hunted hounds all of my life. I have yet to see a coyote, fox, coon anything look like that as a result of dogs or bullets. It looks like one of your sadistic bunnyhuggers found a roadkill.
Have a nice day. By the way, could I receive a copy of that picture. I would like to post it myself.
We are, of course, over-run with Coyotes in the UK - you prick

From: Dear dear Johnny
Date: 25 Jan 2001

You are fucking sad
Jonathan Fieldhouse

From: Master Alistair Baker
Subject: Pro hunt
Date: 01 Feb 2001

DEAR HUNT SABOTEURS,
IT IS CLEAR TO ME THAT THE RECENT ATTEMPTS TO BAN HUNTING ARE MERELY A MOVE BY NEW LABOUR AND THE CAMP PRIME MINISTER TO WIN VOTES BEFORE A GENERAL ELECTION. THEY KNOW THAT MOST HUNT SUPPORTERS WILL NOT VOTE FOR THEM ANYWAY SO THEY WANT TO APPEAL TO THE LOWER CLASSES BY MAKING WAR ON RICH PEOPLE AND COUNTRYSIDE INHABITANTS. HUNTING IS A GREAT BRITISH TRADITION WHEREAS EXTREMIST GROUPS SUCH AS YOURSELVES WHO GO AROUND THREATENING THE LIBERTIES OF OTHERS ARE NOT.
JUST IN CASE YOU THOUGHT I WAS STUPID - I GOT 8 A*S IN MY GCSES AND AM CURRENTLY DOING FOUR A-LEVELS AT A GOOD PRIVATE SCHOOL. PLEASE SEND ANY RESPONSES TO yo_inthehouse@hotmail.com
ALISTAIR J BAKER, BERKHAMSTED, HERTFORDSHIRE

From: Harry Williams
Subject: hunting
Date: 10 Feb 2001

you will never ban fox hunting, you do not know what you are playing with when you speak about banning fox hunting, you are playing with thousands of years of tradation that could never be replaced. YOU WILL NEVER STOP US FROM HUNTING!

From: Ted Nogenitals
Date: 26 Feb 2001
Subject: hello

I live in the United States and I would just like to say what you do is a shame. Trapping and hunting are part of everyone's heritage and stopping it would be terrible. The last thing I would like to say is telling people how to steal traps, which are a persons property, is even more disturbing.
Sincerely,
A very disgusted young American
Didn't you mean 'disgusting'?

what makes you think that the Government are going to listen to a load of doped up, benefit receivers who scab off society in hope of some sort of fullfilment in your meaningless, mundane lives. kind regards
ETON BOY
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From: Ladyboy
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Subject: Come hunt with me!
Date: 20 Mar 2001

Hey come hunt me. Here are pics of a few of my killings this year. These are only a few, I have taken numerous game animals. If you would like to see more pictures let me know. Maybe you can come along with me sometime. Just let me know!

From: Ladyboy
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Subject: Re: Come hunt with me!
Date: 01 Apr 2001

After you come along to hunt with me you won't have any dick left after you take a 3" mag shotgun blast to it. And since you like those fluffy animals we can wait until summer when they will lose their fluffy winter coat and then fling some lead at them. Well gotta go I think you got me in the mood to shot something and then maybe I'll go hook a trout since the season just opened. By the way I hunt all the time and everywhere so maybe I'll bump into you all and teach you how pathetic you ideas are. Bye

From: cuntryside fan
Date: 28 Mar 2001
Subject: your web site